the power-pop vandals

1. sons of zumpano (3:19)
2. love crumbs (2:55)
3. sandra (2:24)
4. find me in the lost and found (1:44)

slide into irrelevance

1. sire (2:37)
2. nonesuch (4:11)
3. reprise (5:45)
4. rhino (2:37)

cavalcades [1978-1985]/croutons of sound [1986-2002]

1. this year's bottle (5:12)
2. developing blots (2:55)
3. tipsy in tan [club mix] (7:23)
4. cirrhosis 2 (3:48)

race against lime

1. don't even go pear! (1:33)
2. near hog heaven (not near enough) (0:19)
3. lettuce now graze fabulous hens (4:38)
4. prawn of a new era (0:55)

man's worst insticnts

1. naco gnaw (6:41)
2. lazenby surfeit (4:22)
3. half calve (3:39)
4. parade magazine (11:08)

all laugh, no chaff!!

1. good evening whichita! (3:29)
2. hey, i'm not a rapist! (5:41)
3. who needs twitter when we've still got beer?!? (2:30)
4. but seriously, these colors don't run (1:32)

sisters of merseybeat

1. cellophane hussein (1:25)
2. number one drugs all the time (2:30)
3. bleat out yer sorroze (4:11)
4. magnetic fork (0:44)

the opposite of a gift

1. had to jettison my baby (2:48)
2. hank ketcham's mutilated body (3:49)
3. pay me in refractors (1:32)
4. hovercar promises (5:27)

one night only: grolmsich thornton and his mid-apocalyptic quintet

1. irregular test results (4:38)
2. green screen brunswick (3:52)
3. quibble & the 48 bull's nests (2:78)
4. sumnublience/crumbleton heights soda fountain (medley) (21:32)

courtyard howl

1. not in this courtyard, young man (genesis, 1921) (4:58)
2. ill-spent youth (overture) (6:71)
3. acts 4, 5 & 6: announcement/ascension (11:28)
4. this courtyard shall be my graveyard (5:26)

ogre vomit/megaton complexities

1. shick quattro and fish eye (1:40)
2. gated calamity (5:29)
3. on account of the vermin (2:33)
4. a time to keel (3:47)

adult symphonies to lucifer

1. goebbels on an off day (4:27)
2. harvest of sorrows i-ix (3:10)
3. minotaur post-production (5:43)
4. electric bris (7:59)

worst avenue

1. barf club (3:35)
2. varnish city theater (4:13)
3. kobe bryant lake bowl (2:54)
4. cripple rock anti-social club (7:24)

...and juices for all

1. guided by juices (1:58)
2. jettisoned at the jamba juice (3:22)
3. ito (2:47)
4. lovely orange juice minute maid (2:42)

grumble about the times

1. is this love, il duce? (4:56)
2. made in america (4:47)
3. justice is a long time comin' (tribute to the u-boat boys) (3:15)
4. the level of discourse on the gazette-picayune opinion page ain't what it used to be (5:38)

grotesqueries II

1. it's ok if you don't like the cornbread (1:44)
2. tarpdance (3:16)
3. peril on the motorways (4:33)
4. celebrity-endorsed wines will be the death of me (2:51)

let me be

1. cold as lice (1:44)
2. throat phlegm season (5:20)
3. don't tell my family about that email account (2:11)
4. your dad is indelible (3:51)

by the time i get to phalanx: the ultimate rex lucas

1. farsightedness' fourth foamfest (3:12)
2. teriyaki soul (8:11)
3. baby don't go on and leave me now no (part 1) (6:46)
4. goblin's got a mint-condition mama (2:37)

restless

1. hopin' for a change (4:48)
2. blizzard comin' through (3:47)
3. everybody's sleepin' with my baby tonight (5:01)
4. livin' on borrowed time, livin' on borrowed wine (4:33)

blizzards of old houston

1. amass a corolla (6:12)
2. bad wine, bad times (2:45)
3. do the invertebrate (3:01)
4. give me the time (1:37)

pagan ravioli

1. enterprise (pickin you up) (3:22)
2. contempt of congress (2:51)
3. maybe for your birthday (4:09)
4. gronch on that (1:43)

moogtown ramblers IV

1. depressed by the rss (1:17)
2. bruised in the blogosphere (2:31)
3. situation normal all fucked up by paypal (2:50)
4. fucking autosave fucking me over (1:44)

i knew david johansen sir and you are no david johansen

1. secondhand in glove (4:51)
2. death will not embrace me (3:44)
3. scars, i've got my share (3:10)
4. last crooner standing (5:23)

conclave trajectories

1. grisham whispers (4:18)
2. torpedoes and tangelos (1:29)
3. loneliest garbageman in town (3:31)
4. there is no problem that science cannot solve (5:58)

marvel them mops!: 16 sterling silver classics from stoov and his stoov-men

1. one sharp (that's o'clock i'm talkin bout) (2:26)
2. art's got nothing on me (2:23)
3. listen here, revere (2:20)
4. let it out (let it all hang out) (2:22)

coleslaw president

1. hard times at the glove factory (4:11)
2. denture architecture/touch my dentures (6:38)
3. prehumous retrospective (3:50)
4. i'll let myself out (0:44)

makin love, lettin blood

1. de-witched (2:51)
2. no grades at college (1:36)
3. purelie (1:11)
4. our band could be your life in a time warp (3:03)

no black spots in lepertown

1. pharaoh crunch (1:49)
2. nocturnal miasmas (3:43)
3. who misplaced the antidote? (2:08)
4. drugs in your dresses (5:15)

haterade

1. don't knock tha hustle [ft. young jeezy] (5:13)
2. get ya own grind (we tha best) [ft. dj khaled] (4:55)
3. hate tha playa [ft. piles] (5:48)
4. boss of this here game [ft. rick ross] (6:18)

web two point no

1. xanax for breakfast (3:20)
2. lightly haunted by the ghost of neville chamberlain (1:17)
3. sea slug salad (6:34)
4. five euro enchilada (5:15)

life on other planets

1. ice planet of hoth (6:33)
2. coruscanti rush hour (3:57)
3. never orbited endor (lando’s lament) (2:21)
4. dalliance in dagobah (4:06)

retconned out of your life

1. idea for a movie (0:52)
2. deported from the liquor store (2:31)
3. nightmare involving judge joe brown (4:12)
4. hand of fagen (1:45)

conventional standards/always dull moments

1. honey baby i never stop thinkin’ bout ya darlin’ (feat. the viktor shklovsky orchestra) (13:11)
2. silkworms in my porridge (4:18)
3. why are you still alive, rod stewart? (7:44)

alphabet of shame

1. felled by his own upholstery (2:38)
2. thugs of the carolinas (4:55)
3. (don’t you even think about) joining the leonard cohen fan club (5:40)
4. pen pals with shklovsky (1:22)

date with the cobra that killed my mom

1. cyclops weilding a shick quattro (3:13)
2. hex on your dog (5:41)
3. martha’s front yard (4:12)
4. the tundra is always firmer on the other side in siberia (0:52)

apologies to the guy who also named his blog the same thing